A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
BIB
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