You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
No person within the city may possess confetti.
If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.
It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
NEW YORK
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it
1900′s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.
It is illegal for a father to call his son a “faggot” or “queer” in an effort to curb “girlie" behavior.
OHIO
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
(certain city)Electric fences are banned.
Cincinnati-Anal intercourse is banned.
Toledo-Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
PENNSYLVANIA
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
Bensalem-Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.
Connellsville-One’s pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.
Morrisville-It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.
Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.
COLOARDO
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches. (The University of Colorado in Boulder is renowned for its party atmosphere. In the most recent edition of the Princeton Review (2003), it was ranked the number one party school in the US. A common tradition at the University is to burn couches following big events (i.e. winning a football game). To curb this potentially dangerous activity, an ordinance was passed to discourage such actions.)
VERMONT
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
CALIFORNIA
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches. (The University of Colorado in Boulder is renowned for its party atmosphere. In the most recent edition of the Princeton Review (2003), it was ranked the number one party school in the US. A common tradition at the University is to burn couches following big events (i.e. winning a football game). To curb this potentially dangerous activity, an ordinance was passed to discourage such actions.)
VERMONT
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
CALIFORNIA
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
Arcadia-Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Cathedral City-It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
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