Why should Husbands have the SAY?

1. In Maryland, a woman cannot go through her husband’s pockets while he is sleeping. Not even if she really wants a piece of gum.
2. In Vermont, a woman must obtain written permission from her husband if she wishes to wear false teeth. Because women really lead with their teeth in wanton, uncontrolled sexuality.
3. In Tucson, Arizona, women are not allowed to wear pants.
4. In Carrizozo, New Mexico, it is illegal for a woman to appear unshaven in public.
5. In Dyersburg, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to call a man on a date.
6. In Carmel, New York, women may not wear high heels within the city limits. They are obviously just protecting their citizens, as this move effectively disqualifies the city from ever letting a “Sex and the City” sequel to be shot in their town.
7. In Michigan, a woman isn’t allowed to cut her hair without her husband’s permission

if anyone shall happen upon the rest of the half of these laws to justify them, email me asap. id like to complete the laws. email them to malicemarikia7@gmail.com labeled STUPID LAWS.